Rip Off… and New Moon
So as you probably know by now, the Eminem-Bruno stunt and the MTV Movie Awards was faked. Eminem was in on it the whole time. That makes me feel ripped off because it would have truely been funnier if Eminem had no idea what that ‘Bruno’ guy was going to do. (On the bright side, that New Moon clip shown at the Movie Awards was AMAZING! We got to see Jasper try to attack Bella when she gets a paper cut. We also got to see Jacob turn into a wolf. The wolf scene was awesome and I can’t wait for the movie to come out.)
Spring Break
It is now spring break down here in Georgia!!! 
All I have to do is sit back, watch TV, read some vampire novels, listen to music, and play Guitar Hero. (And of course doing this while wearing my Superman cape!)
My Weird Dream
I had a weird dream last night. It started with me sitting downstairs, watching a movie on TV. The movie was supposed to be Twilight, but it was more of a mixture between Breaking Dawn and New Moon. In the movie, Bella and the Cullens were hanging around this giant Waffle House sign. This sign was as big as the Hollywood sign! Then the Cullens leave town, like they did in New Moon. Bella discovers she is pregnant with Edward’s child, like in Breaking Dawn. The Cullens come back to school, even Carlisle and Esme, but Edward stays home. (This is the part in the dream when it’s no longer me watching a movie.) Carlisle is happy about some wrapping paper, when Angela tells the Cullens that Bella is pregnant and dropped out of school. Then it showed Bella talking to her mom. (She lived with her mom in my dream, and she also had a sister.) Bella is telling her mom that she is pregnant. Her mom kicks her out of the house. Then Bella is walking with two dwarfs into a long hallway. Then the perspective of the dream changed from Bella to Edmund from the Chronicles of Narnia. The two dwarfs summoned the White Witch, just like the Prince Caspian. Then the witch was mad that only one Son of Adam was present. So Edmund calls to Lucy, Peter, and Susan. They arrive and they are about to help the White Witch come back to life when Prince Caspian destroys the ice. The White Witch turns into a shark and eats the little lemur from Madagascar. (The one that is always touching King Julian’s feet…) Then the dream changes perspective to Lucy. Lucy follows Prince Caspian through this hallway where she discovers that he is a vampire witch. He said to Lucy that he needed to feed off of the youth of young children so he can stay young forever. He was about to feed off of Lucy when she challenged him to a race on scooters. Then it was no longer Lucy in the dream, it was me. And Prince Caspian wasn’t Prince Caspian anymore, but he was my Civics teacher. I won the race and my teacher died. The End!
I watch too many movies.
Buffy
I was watching season two of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, when something really funny happened. Angel, who is a vampire, and Buffy, who is the Slayer, are dating. Well, Buffy fell asleep on a desk in the library. Someone said “It seems Buffy needed some rest.” and Angel said “Yeah, she hasn’t been sleeping well, tossing and turning.” Then everybody stares and Angel and he is like “She told me!”
P.S. School starts tomorrow… ugh!
MySpace Quiz
On the MySpace bulletin board, there are always these quizzes going around. I decided to answer one “truthfully”.
What kind of person is the last guy that kissed you on the cheek?
hes a vampire… rawr
Which is harder, telling someone you love them or that you don’t?
i dont have this problem because i am a robot…
Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
BATMAN!
How many windows are open on your computer?
2… or 4…
What are you doing after this?
saving the world
Where did you buy the shirt you are wearing?
i made it… its part of my superhero costume
Do you like hugs?
they are my kryponite
Are you a loud person?
well when i fly i make a sonic boom cuz im so fast!
Are you wearing underwear right now?
they r invisible… like my plane…
(wait, if i can fly, why do i need a plane?)
Did you go to sleep last night smiling?
yes because i defeated my arch-nemesis
What makes you happy in life?
saving the world…
and my young sidekick
How’s your mood?
panicked…
the joker escaped…
Does everyone deserve a second chance?
only if they are brainwashed
Do you have a best friend(s)?
i have a group of superhoreos that fight crime with me…
does that count?
Are you currently in a relationship?
no… i dont want to endanger someone…
… but then again he is a vampire…
… so it really wouldnt matter…
Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
im not sure…
What’s your current problem?
all the crime in this town! its worse than gotham!
(i would know… i do know batman)
Have you ever had your heart broken?
im a robot…
i dont have a heart
What is/are your favorite colors?
i see in black and white…
… and infrared sometimes…
… so i guess red
Do you like anyone?
this vampire…
If someone liked you would you want them to tell you?
no… one of my enemies might go after them…
Is there someone you really can’t stop thinking about?
no… all i can think about is all these bad guys… where did they come from?!?!?!
Baseball or football?
baseball…
vampires play baseball…
Will you be in a relationship in four months?
no… i must fight crime!
What are you excited for?
for the day when the world wont need superhero robots who date vampires
Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it?
yes… all the badies i fight break promises
Have you ever cried in front of a friend?
i am a robot… we dont cry
Was middle school a bad experience for you?
i dont go to school…
i just download the software i need
Do you have your eye on anyone?
my vampire…
Who would you consider your first REAL relationship?
my werewolf
Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
the joker…
it was a weird conversation…
Schedule
At the end of the Christmas break, we will be in our second semester of school. That means a set o new classes. The only problem is that I have no idea what classes I have next. I hope they will pass out schedules on the first day back. (But that could also be a problem because we only go to homeroom on Wednesdays, and it is after 1st block.) So maybe they will tell us to go to advisory (our version of homeroom) first. Then we will get our schedules. I sure hope so, or I could be doomed.
P.S. A Batman movie is on! (I think it’s Batman and Robin, but I’m not quite sure.)
P.P.S. I saw Twilight twice! The second time I saw it, I acted the same. There were like 5 people in the theater, and I screamed when Jacob came on screen. I screamed when Edward came on screen. Maddy screamed when Jasper showed up. I also gasped really loudly when Victoria showed up at the end. Then, Maddy and I were making fun of it. I was Bella and she was Edward. It went like this:
Me: “Promise me you won’t leave.”
Maddy: “I promise I won’t leave until New Moon.”
Me: “What?”
Maddy: “Umm… I promise I won’t leave.”
Then we made a bunch of videos on YouTube. (Maddy spent the night at my house.) Most of the videos have to do with Twilight, but one of them is about my sister’s chihuahua biting Maddy and wanting revenge. So, I guess I have to post the videos now… So here they are!
The Chihuahua Chase
Cards with Alice
Blood in a Can
Friday Night, 7:00
So my friend Rosa said that if she hears anything else about Twilight, Edward or Bella she is going to shoot someone. Well, I said “Friday night, 7 o clock.” And she hit my head. I was like “I DIDN’T SAY TWILIGHT!” Then I pointed to the book I’m reading (The Host) and I was like “Look who wrote it.” Rosa was like “Yeah, I know.”
(The Host is written by Stephenie Meyer.)
I Just Realized Something
So I was reading Midnight Sun on Stephenie’s website, when I realized something. In Twilight, Alice has a vision about Bella becoming a vampire. I finally realized that it came true. (I guess I didn’t think about the vision as I was reading Breaking Dawn.)
I just realized another thing… Bella says Edward dazzles people. But in Midnight Sun, she dazzles him. So, they both dazzle eachother. I have no idea where I’m going with this, I just thought I needed to say it.
Imprint
So I was reading Marked when I came across something weird. Marked is a book about vamyres. (yes, I spelled that correctly.) Well, I was reading this paragraph when I read this sentence: ” You probably didn’t Imprint with him.” Sound familiar? Yeah, apparently in this book, vampyres Imprint on humans they drink blood from, and in Twilight, werewolves, sorry, shape-shifters Imprint on people they see… So now I wonder how many vampire books have Imprinting?
Broken Arrow
Last night I was reading Marked. And in that book it said something about Broken Arrow. Then I was thinking “Broken Arrow! It can’t be- where does the author live? Ah ha! They live in Oklahoma!” Then I picked up Midnighters. (I wanted to just check my theory…) I flipped to the chapter where they were talking about the 10 weird things about Bixby. Number Two was the curfew. They said that the people in Broken Arrow didn’t have a curfew. So then my theory was proven correct. So while people are running around in midnight in Bixby, there are vampyres (yeah, I spelled that right) in Broken Arrow… Oklahoma is a weird state…
Vampires Galore
To get my mind off the disappointing ending of Breaking Dawn, I have decided to start reading the other five vampire novels I have lined up. Today I finished Vampire Academyand I plan on starting its sequel, Frostbite. Then I plan on reading the House of Night series. (Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, and I need to get Untamed.) So hopefully those books will clear me of my Twilight obsession and my Breaking Dawnsickness and disappointment. (Sickness because I actually felt sick while I was reading Book Two.)
P.S. Did you know that Breaking Dawn was only the 6th vampire novel I’ve read? Peeps and The Last Daysby Scott Westerfeld were my first two, and they were more about a disease than vampires. Then Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn were books 3,4,5, and 6. (Vampire Academy was book 7!)
P.P.S. School starts on the 11th… LAME!!!!
