12/31/2008

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 4:49 PM by Amy~la

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12/30/2008

Master Legend

Posted in Superheroes at 5:30 PM by Amy~la

There is a real-life superhero in Orlando, Florida. His name is Master Legend and his side-kick is named Ace. To read more about Master Legend and Ace, click here.

White and Nerdy

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 12:44 AM by Amy~la

The other day my sister told me that the Weird Al song “White and Nerdy” describes me. So, to defend my case, I will post the lyrics. How it relates to me will be in parentheses.

They see me mowin’
My front lawn (I don’t know how to mow.)
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy (a lot of people think I am…)
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas (Actually not really. Most of them are uneducated. I like educated people)
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy (Yeah, they do.)
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT (umm…)
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D (What’s D&D?)
MC Escher – that’s my favorite MC (Who is that?)
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea (I hate tea)
My rims never spin, to the contrary (I can’t drive. I’m fourteen.)
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry (What?)
Steven Hawking’s in my library (I know who that is… I think…)
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out (Yep! It has Batman on it right now!)
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces (No… not really.)
Yo, I know pie to a thousand places (Not a thousand… but it is 3.141592654)
Ain’t got no grillz but I still wear braces (Well I do have braces…)
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise (Depends on the sandwich… but yeah…)
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days (I was just playing it.)
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed (You will… you will…)
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze (No, I’m pretty slow on the computer.)
There’s no killer app I haven’t run (Yeah there is.)
At Pascal, well I’m number one (What’s that?)
Do vector calculus just for fun (I don’t know calculus… but I like Algebra.)
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun (Nope)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song (You got me there… it’s awesome!)
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong (I would probably suck at that…)
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on (Well, if it was about rap I would fail.)
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon (I know what those are… but I’m not fluent.)
It’s the part I sing on

They see me roll on
My Segway (I want one!)
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy (Yeah…)
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas (I already said I wouldn’t)
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy (I think it happened when I decided I liked math and science.)

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’ (No)
X-Men comics, you know I collect ’em (I’ve seen the movies… can’t wait for the next one!)
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ’em (Umm… no. My pens are in my purse.)
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored (Wait… what?)
Shopping online for deals on some writable media (I don’t buy stupid things online. I don’t buy anything online.)
I edit Wikipedia (Sometimes…)
I memorized Holy Grail really well (Yeah, I did.)
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL (‘Bring out your dead!’ ‘I’M NOT DEAD YET!’)
I got a business doing websites (No)
When my friends need some code, who do they call? (They do it themselves)
I do HTML for ’em all (The only HTML I know is <b> </b>. That is HTML, right?)
Even made a homepage for my dog (I made a MySpace for my cat…)
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack (Who doesn’t have one?)
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap (I hate The Gap)
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap (I love bubble wrap!)
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky (I don’t care who sees.)
I’m nerdy in the extreme (So I’ve been told.)
And whiter than sour cream (Yes. I’m paler than a vampire.)
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team (I wouldn’t join those even if my school had those.)
Only question I
Ever thought was hard (I’ve found multiple questions hard.)
Was do I like Kirk (I know who that is.)
Or do I like Picard (I don’t know who that is.)
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair (I wouldn’t go even if we had one.)
Got my name on my underwear (Who does that? I know I don’t)

They see me strollin’
They laughin’ (I got honked at the other day. AskĀ  Maddy, she was there.)
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause I’m so white and nerdy (Maybe…)
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas (Not with the gangstas, but maybe with my friends. Bowling is fun.)
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy (Ok, I’m white and nerdy.)

12/28/2008

Twilight

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 4:08 AM by Amy~la

Once again I must have another Twilight post.

Someone online actually thought that this was a mistake in Twilight:
Plot hole: In the hospital, Edward wakes up after Bella’s mother leaves. Before that, Edward says vampires don’t sleep.

Can anyone find out why this is not a mistake? Oh, a bunch of people. Well I think I can explain it. He was PRETENDING to sleep to
1.) look human and
2.) give Bella some alone time with her mom.

So, there you go. My ranting is over!

12/24/2008

Christmas Poem

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 3:51 AM by Amy~la

Merry Christmas to you,
My awesome friend.
Let’s party ’till dawn,
And hope it won’t end.

Let’s pretend to be Jedi,
And talk like Yoda.
Then we’ll talk like Chewbacca,
With the help of some soda.

Let’s exchange presents,
And text one another.
We will LOL
And make fun of your brother.

When Santa arrives,
We will get coal
Because we were all drunk
And danced on the pole.

Someone will get hurt,
And it will probably be me.
Everyone will laugh,
Except the one who had to pee.

I don’t know what to say,
So I will type one more thing.
I hope your Christmas is merry,
See you in the spring.

-Amy

12/22/2008

Wow…

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 12:14 AM by Amy~la

I was watching a TV show and this girl was like “I’m such a whore.” and the guy was like “Well, you’re my whore.” I just thought I’d let you know.

12/21/2008

Woah!

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 5:06 PM by Amy~la

This is totally weird. The Australian cover for Peeps and a version of the Bible share the same cover.peepsbiblelookalike

12/20/2008

Music

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 1:11 PM by Amy~la

Music

Serious

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 12:01 AM by Amy~la

I was watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. There was a part where spikes were sticking out of the ground and ceiling, and the ceiling was moving, like it was going to crush Indiana and Short Round. I said “Are you serious?” Then Indiana was talking to Willie and he said “THIS IS SERIOUS!” So I guess Indiana answered me.

12/16/2008

Next Door Neighbor

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 9:16 PM by Amy~la

On AOL they had picturs of houses with a lot of Christmas lights. One of the houses looked like my next-door neighbor’s house from North Carolina. It even said “Picture by Steve Parker” who was another neighbor of mine. So, I’m thinking that the house on AOL was my old neighbor’s house.

I hope it is their house.

Kitten

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 7:16 PM by Amy~la

I got an early Chirstmas present… a kitten! Her name is Dancer. She is so cute! She is black and white, and so tiny.

12/13/2008

My Indiana Jones

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 2:42 PM by Amy~la

Lats night I finally saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. With Dr. Jones being older in this movie, I came up with the next Indiana Jones movie! It takes place when Indiana is 90.

Indiana Jones: Where’s my milk?
Marion Ravenwood Jones: I don’t know.
Indy: I want my milk.
Mary: Then go get it.
Indy: I don’t know where it is.
Mary: Go ask him. *points to man*
Indy: Oh no! A Nazi! He stole my milk!
Nazi: No I didn’t. I’ve come to find it before you do!
Indy: I don’t know where it is.
Mary: I found it! It was in the fridge.
Indy: *takes milk and drinks it* Take that.
Nazi: *randomly bursts into flames*
Indy: Mutt!
Mutt Williams: What?
Indy: Where is my milk?
Mutt: You just drank it.
Indy: What did I just drink?
Mutt: I need to move out.

12/10/2008

MySpace Quiz

Posted in Stuff n Junk, Superheroes, Vampires at 1:39 PM by Amy~la

On the MySpace bulletin board, there are always these quizzes going around. I decided to answer one “truthfully”.

What kind of person is the last guy that kissed you on the cheek?
hes a vampire… rawr

Which is harder, telling someone you love them or that you don’t?
i dont have this problem because i am a robot…

Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
BATMAN!

How many windows are open on your computer?
2… or 4…

What are you doing after this?
saving the world

Where did you buy the shirt you are wearing?
i made it… its part of my superhero costume

Do you like hugs?
they are my kryponite

Are you a loud person?
well when i fly i make a sonic boom cuz im so fast!

Are you wearing underwear right now?
they r invisible… like my plane…
(wait, if i can fly, why do i need a plane?)

Did you go to sleep last night smiling?
yes because i defeated my arch-nemesis

What makes you happy in life?
saving the world…

and my young sidekick

How’s your mood?
panicked…

the joker escaped…

Does everyone deserve a second chance?
only if they are brainwashed

Do you have a best friend(s)?
i have a group of superhoreos that fight crime with me…
does that count?

Are you currently in a relationship?
no… i dont want to endanger someone…

… but then again he is a vampire…
… so it really wouldnt matter…

Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
im not sure…

What’s your current problem?
all the crime in this town! its worse than gotham!
(i would know… i do know batman)

Have you ever had your heart broken?
im a robot…
i dont have a heart

What is/are your favorite colors?
i see in black and white…
… and infrared sometimes…
… so i guess red

Do you like anyone?
this vampire…

If someone liked you would you want them to tell you?
no… one of my enemies might go after them…

Is there someone you really can’t stop thinking about?
no… all i can think about is all these bad guys… where did they come from?!?!?!

Baseball or football?
baseball…
vampires play baseball…

Will you be in a relationship in four months?
no… i must fight crime!

What are you excited for?
for the day when the world wont need superhero robots who date vampires

Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it?
yes… all the badies i fight break promises

Have you ever cried in front of a friend?
i am a robot… we dont cry

Was middle school a bad experience for you?
i dont go to school…
i just download the software i need

Do you have your eye on anyone?
my vampire…

Who would you consider your first REAL relationship?
my werewolf

Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
the joker…

it was a weird conversation…

12/06/2008

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 4:40 PM by Amy~la

I have a new theme for Christmas. It also has falling snow!

Why?

Posted in Harry Potter at 4:32 PM by Amy~la

Why do they always show Harry Potter during any holiday season? Christmas? Harry Potter. Halloween? Harry Potter. Fourth of July? Harry Potter. What? Harry Potter for the Fourth of July? But they’re Brittish! Stupid ABC Family… (But I do like me some Harry Potter.)

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