12/30/2008

White and Nerdy

Posted in Stuff n Junk at 12:44 AM by Amy~la

The other day my sister told me that the Weird Al song “White and Nerdy” describes me. So, to defend my case, I will post the lyrics. How it relates to me will be in parentheses.

They see me mowin’
My front lawn (I don’t know how to mow.)
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy (a lot of people think I am…)
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas (Actually not really. Most of them are uneducated. I like educated people)
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy (Yeah, they do.)
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT (umm…)
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D (What’s D&D?)
MC Escher – that’s my favorite MC (Who is that?)
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea (I hate tea)
My rims never spin, to the contrary (I can’t drive. I’m fourteen.)
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry (What?)
Steven Hawking’s in my library (I know who that is… I think…)
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out (Yep! It has Batman on it right now!)
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces (No… not really.)
Yo, I know pie to a thousand places (Not a thousand… but it is 3.141592654)
Ain’t got no grillz but I still wear braces (Well I do have braces…)
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise (Depends on the sandwich… but yeah…)
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days (I was just playing it.)
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed (You will… you will…)
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze (No, I’m pretty slow on the computer.)
There’s no killer app I haven’t run (Yeah there is.)
At Pascal, well I’m number one (What’s that?)
Do vector calculus just for fun (I don’t know calculus… but I like Algebra.)
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun (Nope)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song (You got me there… it’s awesome!)
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong (I would probably suck at that…)
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on (Well, if it was about rap I would fail.)
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon (I know what those are… but I’m not fluent.)
It’s the part I sing on

They see me roll on
My Segway (I want one!)
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy (Yeah…)
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas (I already said I wouldn’t)
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy (I think it happened when I decided I liked math and science.)

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’ (No)
X-Men comics, you know I collect ’em (I’ve seen the movies… can’t wait for the next one!)
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ’em (Umm… no. My pens are in my purse.)
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored (Wait… what?)
Shopping online for deals on some writable media (I don’t buy stupid things online. I don’t buy anything online.)
I edit Wikipedia (Sometimes…)
I memorized Holy Grail really well (Yeah, I did.)
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL (‘Bring out your dead!’ ‘I’M NOT DEAD YET!’)
I got a business doing websites (No)
When my friends need some code, who do they call? (They do it themselves)
I do HTML for ’em all (The only HTML I know is <b> </b>. That is HTML, right?)
Even made a homepage for my dog (I made a MySpace for my cat…)
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack (Who doesn’t have one?)
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap (I hate The Gap)
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap (I love bubble wrap!)
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky (I don’t care who sees.)
I’m nerdy in the extreme (So I’ve been told.)
And whiter than sour cream (Yes. I’m paler than a vampire.)
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team (I wouldn’t join those even if my school had those.)
Only question I
Ever thought was hard (I’ve found multiple questions hard.)
Was do I like Kirk (I know who that is.)
Or do I like Picard (I don’t know who that is.)
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair (I wouldn’t go even if we had one.)
Got my name on my underwear (Who does that? I know I don’t)

They see me strollin’
They laughin’ (I got honked at the other day. Ask  Maddy, she was there.)
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause I’m so white and nerdy (Maybe…)
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas (Not with the gangstas, but maybe with my friends. Bowling is fun.)
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy (Ok, I’m white and nerdy.)

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